A person. A person is running. A person is running in the dark of night. A person is running in the dark of night, stumbling and gasping for air. A person is running in the dark of night, stumbling and gasping for air, through a deserted alley. A person is running in the dark of night, stumbling and gasping for air, through a deserted alley to get some exercise.
random stuff not related to anything..
Sometimes, I just need to write things down so they stop floating around in my headspace. ~m
The Henchperson and the Hero
INT. - ABANDONED WAREHOUSE - NIGHT
Lightning strikes turn the window panes into raindrop-riveted strobe lights that reveal THE HERO sitting in a chair in the middle of the giant and otherwise empty space. A HENCHPERSON towers in front of them.
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| Give me the password, or else. | ||
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| Oh?! Or "else" what? | ||
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| If you use air quotes one more time, I'm tying you up. | ||
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| Tying me "up" to what? | ||
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| That's it. |
The henchperson ties the hero's hands behind the back of the chair and returns to face them.
HENCHPERSON |
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| Now, give me the password, or else. | ||
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| Oh?! Or air quote “else” air quote what? | ||
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| You're actually going to say "air quote" now. | ||
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| So how else should I emphasize this so-called air quote "else" air quote? | ||
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| You can't say "so-called" and "air quote" - that's like saying “frozen ice.” | ||
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| Alright, how about this alleged, so-called air quote "else" air quote? | ||
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| Nope. | ||
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| Well then, how about this supposed, alleged, so-called air quote "else" air quote? | ||
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| You're going the wrong direction, buddy. | ||
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| With that said, how about this purported, supposed, alleged, so-called air quote "else" air quote? | ||
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| Give me the password, or else. | ||
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| Moving on, untie me and I'll give you this dubious, purported, supposed, alleged, so-called air quote "password" air quote. |
The henchperson unties the hero's hands and returns to face them.
HENCHPERSON |
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| And? | ||
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| Air quote P, A, S, S, W, O, R, D air quote. | ||
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| See, was that so hard? Now, is that with or without the air quotes? | ||
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| Which ones? |